Somebody posted this list of the Clean Sweep program on my new business blog, and I've printed it out and put it on my fridge. It is a list of 100 things that you can clean up and finish in order to, well, make yourself perfect and wonderful. Since I became a fish-eating vegetarian about a month ago, and have written 500 words or more every day since about a week ago, I'm scheduled to attain Buddha Nature in approximately 31 days! Watch me as I quit caffeine and sugar and start riding my bicycle to work, with Dos Pesos in the pupoose. Watch me as I rethink my No Pain, No Pain exercise policy. Watch me think benevolent thoughts about people who piss me off   fuck up right royally   are slobbering idiotic mouth-breathers provide me with worthy challenges. Watch me file my 2002 taxes. And if you feel I owe you an apology, by all means let me know, ASAP!

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